Well, I was talking last night Magneto and Titanium Man
We were talking about you, babe, ooh
They said, you were involved in a robbery
That was due to happen at a quarter to three in the main street

I didn't believe them, Magneto and Titanium Man
But when the Crimson Dynamo finally assured me
Well, I knew you were involved in a robbery
That was due to happen at a quarter to three in the main street

So we went out Magneto and Titanium Man
And the Crimson Dynamo came along for the ride
We went to town with the library
And we swung all over that long tall bank in the main street

Well, there she were and to my despair
She's a five-star criminal breaking the code
Magneto said, 'Now the time has come to gather our forces and run'
Oh no, this can't be so and then it occurred to me

You couldn't be bad, Magneto was mad, Titanium too
And the Crimson Dynamo just couldn't cut it no more
You were the law