I am a wannabe
You better be careful around me
I come from far away
Where mustang dreams are made

And we are fashioned in the image of the Don's
Who have come before us
We all kiss the rings of sand
Like our fathers told us

'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack
Better go back to far away

Like a lemon pie a la mode, my nine is easy to load
All hail Jericho, Turnpike Teck that's where I go
To learn the things about the universe I'll need, so I can build a stamped
'Cause I'm all up in your face again, I'm all up in your face

'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack
Better go back to far away

A wannabe gangster, a victim of the chromosome prankster
I thanks ya, I sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair
Oh damn
But yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy
Got Jimmy hats from pappy, so now I'm trigger happy

Girl did he just rhyme 'crappy' with 'happy'?
Yeah, so you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit, got Cheese Whiz or not?
Then I'm a hafta blow up ya mail box biatch
Or toilet paper ya front yard, show the cops my Suburbs Card
They gotta let me go 'cause they know that I'm hard
It's the deal it's for real, ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' you
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster

'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack
Better go back to far, better go back to far away

Whatever
Better go back to Commack
Better go back to Commack
Better go back to Commack
Better go back to Commack
Better go back to Commack
Better go back to Commack
Better go back to Commack
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