You can torture me with Donnie and Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know

Or play Vanilla Ice, hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr. DJ, please, I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of Billy Ray

Don't play that song
That 'achy breaky' song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That 'achy breaky' song
I might blow up my radio
(Ooh)

You can clear the room by playing Debbie Boon
Or crank your Abba records until dawn
Oh, I could even hear Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon

Or play some Tiffany on 8-track or CD
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair and kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more

Don't play that song
That 'achy breaky' song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch
(Ooh)

Don't play that song
That 'achy breaky' song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song
That irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain

Don't play that song
That 'achy breaky' song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That 'achy breaky' song
I might blow up my radio
(Ooh)