Ah, yeah
Aiyyo y'all ready to do this?
Yeah wh***up wit that?
Yo Trev, you ready to run the train or what?

Aiyyo what's that ***** name again anyway?
Yeah her name is Tabitha
But yo, let me go up there first
And then, Keith you come in
And Trev you come in

Aight, aight
And we gonna cold rock the *****, aight?
Aight, I'ma lay in the back, chill chill
I wanna jump out the closet!

Hello
Yeah baby wh***up? It's me
How you doin' baby?
I'm aight, I'm ready to do this, you ready to do this?
Oh yes, I'm ready to do this baby
Yeah, why don't you just lay down
And open your legs like this?

Yeah come in
Yo wh***up? I'm down right?
Who's that?
Yo that's my man Kool Keith, The Rhythm X
Hi Keith what does the X stand for?

See you're playin' with yourself, with your hands between your legs
You're masturbating, 'cause you can't keep waiting
Lookin' at my picture with your bra and soaked *******
I pull my **** out, your tongue stick out

I like the ****ty-****, then suck the ***tie-***
I'm rather suave, not finished with the ***** yet
Now turn that *** out, I wanna wax it
Shoot my jism enbalms, I wanna tax it

Your bed? My bed ***k it, where's the elevator?
I set your ***** off, like a ***kin' detonator bomb
Relax and be calm
Tell your friends to leave, no time for ****blockers

I hate the girls who front, and really ****-suckers
I have no time for phonies and kiddie games
A bunch of *****es with numbers and wrong names
I just chill, and cold mack at the jam

I'm buttnaked, the woman say god damn
He's x-rated, I seen him in the video
He's jerkin' off on my girlfriend's booty though
You want the **** too? then come to me though

Start suckin' and suckin' and keep suckin'
And then for hours, I keep ***kin'
Waxin' that *** like a super rated pro
You think I'm braggin'? Well let's go
**** 'em in the air and let your other sister watch
You gettin' hit by the x I'm a ****o star

Ohh rhythm x, you're just too good baby
I know baby, but I got another freak move for you
Check this out
What's that?

Yo tr, come in
Wh***up?
That's my man Trev, tr
I want you to give him a little somethin'
Mmm Tr, show me what you got baby, aight

Come here baby, relax and sit down
Let me m***age your back, palm your *** for a while
I got the freaky hype style
That I know you never had in a while

So let's ***k, I mean really really ***k
You sure you ready? Then try your luck
Bring me the whip cream, bring me the jelly jam
Bring me the chocolate pudding, I really don't give a damn

I try things to you, you never tried before
How's that you want some more?
Open your legs wider wider
Let me slip my tongue deep inside ya

Rub ya up and down with strawberry jell-o
Eat every inch, from head to toe
And make you hot, make you [unverified] than 4th of July
The ***** was never dry

Warm and wet, uhh, and entertaining
The moves we make could never ever drain me
I ***k you hard, smooth and then rough
Like the mack, I'm heavy like a truck

Captain hook goes deep into the sea
And when I'm through, you're sure to believe
That I'm the master man don in the land
'Cause I'm, 'Bad bad, and I'm wicked in de bed'

Come come baby, come
The time is now to be together as one
I'll treat you just like a queen, you know what I mean
Uhh, yeah
I work and wreck your body, just like a car, yeah
'Cause I'm a ****o star

How was that baby?
Ohh Tr, that big **** felt so good
But I really had enough
No you haven't baby
Bring yo' *** over here
Tim Dog, I don't think I'm strong enough
I feel too weak

Ha ha ha ha, I'm the *** man
Tim dog, ten incher rated x man
Swingin' and swingin' my ding-a-ling in
Pumpin' that *** until your back starts stingin'

You had enough? Rough and rough
Gimme all of that good stuff
Huh? your ***** gettin' sore?
Ha hah, I'ma ***k it some more

And just before you reach your climax
Throw your leg on my shoulder and cold wax
'Cause I don't like to ***k mild
(Yeah baby ***k me wild)

'Cause I'm Tim Dog, and the dog stands for
Doin' it on the ground
Yeah baby, get on the ground
Get on all fours
Bark like a dog baby
(Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf)

Aight, aight, aight, I know it's good, I know it's good
Yeah just like Robin Hood
I take from the richer, and I stick it to the *****
Jumpin' off a trampoline
Straight into the *****, sploosh

See what I mean?
So all you ladies out there
With ******* that's wet right about now
And y'all wanna do somethin' about it
Just dial 1-900, ultra-dik
And the brothers'll be in your town
***kin' **** up

Who's that?
It's Ced Gee
Oh ****! how you got here?
Ha hah, y'all ain't know I followed y'all up here
I heard you tap til that *****'s sore
But listen to this, I'ma tell you wh***up with that go 'head

Now a ***** is some ***** there's no **** like this one
It's the very best so yes you can catch one
Or two or three or four, five, six
Seven gallons, you know they named Long Island

After me, the incredible gee
I wax more ***** than my man Ron Jeremy
Hit me a ***** quite hard til it's wet again
You *** but when I ***, I'm wettin' your chinny chin

You see I'm quite simple, I'm nimble plus rated x
Come in your face, rub my **** in your soft neck
Yeah so now you get the picture
***kin' so well you call me Mister Gee
And I'm goin' far, you know why baby?
'Cause I'm a ****o star

Yeah throw those legs up there
You're hot
Higher, higher, uhhh
Ok baby yeah
God damn *****'s good