Well, they say that opposites attract
I can see it now as I look back
You like Kenny G, I love Johnny Cash
We'd bark and hiss like dogs and cats

But the thing that ticked me off the most
Was how he beat his chest, brag and boast
Each time we had a difference of opinion

Well, he liked the covers pulled down and I didn't
He thought I should lose a few pounds and I didn't
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
He thought he was God and I didn't

Well, it was more than just a lover's spat
In the civil war of the thermer stack
He'd go on and on like a maniac
Goin' back and forth and forth and back

I can see him now with his ****y smirk
Shoulda known right then that it wouldn't work
Standin' there, pushin' all my buttons

Well, he liked the toilet seat up and I didn't
He thought I should be a C cup and I didn't
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
He thought he was God and I didn't

He really thought he was the man
Who held my whole world in his hand
If he ever comes down from that cloud he's sittin' on
Hallelujah, brothers and sisters, I'll be gone

What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
Yeah, he thought he was God
He really liked himself a lot
Yeah, he thought he was God and I didn't

Uh ha ha, hell, no

{Well, here we are halfway through the Trick Pony record
And I am standin' here right now with the legendary George Jones
Now George, how do you like the record so far?
Well, I ain't even heard the dang thing yet
Well, there you go folks, he loves it}