I was getting dressed, late one night
Along came a spider an' I got a fright
Oh, I couldn't squash it flat
No matter how I tried
An' when it looks me in the eye
I ran away to hide

I put on, me Doctor Martin's shoes
A battle with the spider
That I wasn't gonna loose
A kick from the left, a kick from the right
I was on the floor but I was alright
It was gonna be a long, long night, yea

Spiders in dress room
(Hey, hey)
Spiders everywhere
Spiders in the dress room
Beware

Things are getting hot
An' I oughta take a chance
The spider got impatient
Started crawling up me pants
I shook it off me leg
Thump it in the ground
Everything was silent
So I didn't make a sound

I crossed the room
As happy as could be
I had killed the spider
Now it couldn't bother me
I would be on, over the light
He was there, ready for a fight
It was gonna be a long long night, yea

Spiders in dress room
(Hey, hey)
Spiders everywhere
Spiders in the dress room
Beware

It's getting late
An' the spider wasn't dead
An audience had gathered 'round
An' I was goin' red
I put a jam jar on the floor
The spider crawled inside it
Slammed the lid back on the top
An' threw the jar outside

At a party that night
Everything was bright and gay
We played all our pop records
An' danced the night away
Early in the morning, knock on the door
Opened it slowly, guess what saw
It was gonna be a long long night, yea

Spiders in dress room
(Hey, hey)
Spiders everywhere
Spiders in the dress room
Beware
(Hey)

Spiders in dress room
(Hey, hey)
Spiders everywhere
Spiders in the dress room
Beware

Spiders
(Spiders)
Spiders
(Spiders)
Spiders in the dressin' room