The trick is this, you don’t get caught
You pick your fancy, you pick the lock
The trick is this, clean out the store and never buy

The trick is this, we are as one, we don’t work for anyone
It’s important what I’m saying, “Don’t be a jerk”

The trick is in the attention, in the eying of the ring
Have a professional perspective on shoplifting

You do your thinking before, you do your counting after
Cherish the moment you get out
You won’t get caught if you don’t get scared
You never saw a thing and I was never there

There is no shame, there is no blame
Is no shame except for getting caught
I got nothing, you got nothing
Let’s find something fun for us to do

So why are we waiting?
Let’s steal everything
Let’s steal everything
Let’s steal everything
‘Cause I want everything

Let’s steal everything
Let’s steal everything
Let’s steal everything
‘Cause I want everything

I believe in God, he’s told me this
Things lying around were left for us to take
Long before they were bought, just as they were made
Ours to enjoy and not to pay

For, for, unless we get caught
For, for, except for getting caught
I got nothing, you got nothing
Let’s find something fun for us to do

So what are we waiting?
Let’s steal everything
Let’s steal everything
Let’s steal everything
‘Cause I want everything

Let’s steal everything
I want everything
Let’s steal everything
‘Cause I want everything

Let’s steal everything
Let’s steal everything
Let’s steal everything
Let’s steal everything

Let’s steal everything
I want everything
Let’s steal everything
‘Cause I want everything

Let’s steal everything
I want everything
Let’s steal everything
‘Cause I want everything

All the skinheads know
All the vampires sing
College students they come and go
And they never learn a thing