Got the craving for some lunch
But I ain't got nothing to munch
My mind is set on just one wish
A big ol' sandwich tuna fish

Time to make a grocery run
I'll walk there in the morning sun
Make a list of what I need most
Tuna fish and bread
(For toast)

And though my stomach may be empty
I'll feed my head from the horn of plenty
Roll a joint Bob Marley style
And smoke it 'till it makes me smile

Starting off in aisle one fruits and veggies by the ton
Hey check it out, raddiccio
These red leaves, man, they almost glow
And bok choy, I've always wanted to try it
I wonder if I have enough to buy it?

It's grown in Japan, or maybe China
Or maybe some farm in South Carolina?
Just then I hear a voice in my head
Stay focused, man, tuna and bread
But right now I'm in produce bliss
Oh man, I'm too high for this

Too high for the supermarket
Too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket
Ain't gonna shop like this no more

Everyone in here is staring at me

Sixteen different brands of tuna
Chicken of the Sea or Big Kahuna
Packed in oil, packed in water
Dolphin friendly, dolphin slaughtered

And oh God, what about the bread?
Should I get white or wheat instead?
Or Rye, Rye's the best I've tasted
Rye is best when ever you're wasted

Too high for the supermarket
Too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket
Ain't gonna shop like this no more

Finally done, it's check-out time
Searching for the shortest line
The Express Lane! But they don't take checks
And you've got to have ten items or less

So let's see, Ding Dongs, a bag of chips
Cap an' Crunch and some onion dip
(It's sugar and salt, space and schism)
(The yin and yang of munchie Taoism)
I got my favorite beer, Carlinger
And pre-sweetened Kool-Aid you eat with your finger

You lick your finger, then you stick it in the bag
Then your stick it down your throat but not too far or you gag
That's less than ten, check me out, go ahead
Oh, I forgot the tuna and the bread

Too high for the supermarket
Too high for the grocery store
Too high for the supermarket
Ain't gonna shop like this no more

Too high
(Too high)
Too high
(Too high)
Way too high for the supermarket, yeah