You like my crib, baby?
Well, come a little closer and don't be shy

Darlin', I want you so bad, I can almost taste the smell of your skin
And honey, I'd be so sad if you didn't break down and let me in
You better let me in, baby

Don't you know
If the kid can't make you come, nobody can
If the kid can't make you come, no, nobody can
If the kid can't make you come, no, nobody can
If the kid can't make you come, no, no, nobody can

Am I gettin' through, baby?

Sweetheart, I can be a gentle as a lamb if that's what gets you off
I wanna get you off, baby
And lover, straddle my br***
And we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft
I don't care, baby, whatever gets you off

'Cuz if the kid can't make you come, nobody
If the kid can't make you come, nobody
If the kid can't make you come, nobody
If the kid can't make you come, nobody

Need I say more, baby?
Do you wanna straddle my br***?

If the kid can't make you come, nobody
If the kid can't make you come, nobody
If the kid can't make you come, nobody
If the kid can't make you come, nobody

'That's a pretty blouse'
'Thank you'
'Take it off'

'Is that better?'
'A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though'
'Well, I'll tell you what, cutie, I'll let you take that off'
'Oh yes'

'This little hook went to Holland, this little hook went to France'
'This little hook went to London and this little hook went to'

'Oh Lord! Honey, don't you ever try and ******feed no baby'
'Why not?'
'Never mind, what time is it?'
'***ty time'
'I know that's right'

'What's my name?'
'Morris'
'No, come on now baby, what's my real name?'

'Talk to me, talk to me'
'M, Mo, Mor, Morris'
'Yes! Oh baby, you're just too ***y'

'Morris?'
'Yeah, baby'
'What's my name?'
'It's baby, ain't it?'

'Oh Morris, what's my'
'Ah ga ga ga ga'
'Oh, Morris'
'Too ***y'

'I bet you never thought I'd be this good, did you?'

'Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby'
'What do you mean?'
'You know, like you used to do in school'
'You got to be kidding, I guess you're not'

'Come on baby, Morris is listening'
Okay, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands'