Riding on my bicycle
I saw a motorcrash
A proper motorcrash
Lots of spectators

I rushed to the center
Saw the injured parents
Cuts on the children
An awful motorcrash

So dangerous motorcrash
So terribly bloody
Motorcrash
Destructive motorcrash

I took the mother
Sneaked with her secretly
All the way to my home
And nursed her gently

I put on her bandages
Gave her milk and biscuits
She sighed pleasantly after this
Awful motorcrash

So dangerous, dangerous
Motorcrash, motorcrash
Destructive motorcrash

That girl on that bicycle
Showed great interest
In all the motorcrashes
In the neighborhood
She look quite innocent

Then we disguised ourselves
Took a taxi to her home
When her husband answered the door
She introduced herself
He said, 'Where have you been all this time?'

Believe you, me
I know what innocent looks like
But she showed great interest
After she got that bicycle