I left my captain's hat at home
There's no parents I can dodge or aliens to explore
Just some plain folks who don't mind
The sound of screaming children and drinking too much Vodka the line

And oh, I'll sing
No way to change what's been said and done
I've set my own course and I'll try to carry on

All my days are from my shoes
I've sailed the windy streets of Stockholm captain of the great [unverified]
It's first breakfast with the king, we're counting up
The month's adventures and divvy up the treasures that I bring

But oh, I sing
No way to change what's been said and done
I've set my own course and I'll try to carry on

So back and forth I go on this Baltic Sea
Waiting for a whale to come and rescue me, hey, hey
And I hear them sing

Oh, let's all toast to the walls we love
Oh, don't pretend to have Viking blood
Oh, if we sing all night to the greatest
And I'll just bide my time, still the Silja line