I hope you get your invitation
It is here for you
Listen to the conversation
Playing pretty tunes

Sorry I can't wait for you
I couldn't stand to stay
You have to get right out of here
You have to get away

I had to pay the doorman
Just to let me use the door
I had to use a muscle man
To pick me off the floor

They're making up things that we've all heard before
Like romance and engage and divorce
(Fall in love)
You have to be crazy to stay in this place
You just have to laugh at it all

I met this girl and called her Ma
I called her everything
I called her Fab and Mrs.Fish
I didn't get her name

She's making me a pair of shoes
So I can run away
Making me a plastic wig
She's making me again

I didn't want to put you on
Or tape you down at all
Or leave you here so all alone
Or put you in a room

I had to pay the doorman
Just to let me use the door
(Fall in love)
I had to use a muscle man
To pick me off the floor
(She is mine)

Some people are dancing and some fall in love
To the music of military tunes
(Fall in love)
You have to be crazy to stay in this place
You have to get out of it all
(She is mine)

They're making up things that we've all heard before
Like romance and engage and divorce
(Fall in love)
You have to be crazy to stay in this place
You just have to laugh at it all