Hey, hey, on your marks, get set, go to zero
Present and correct, go to zero
North, South, East and West, go to zero
Nothing is the best, go to zero

I do this and I do that
And when it's cold, I wear a hat
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise, they say
I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm told

When you're on patrol, go to zero
By remote control, go to zero
Forward, pause, return, go to zero
All roads lead astern, go to zero

I do this and I do that
And when it's cold, I wear a hat
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise, they say
I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm told

When you miss your cue, go to zero
Start the dance anew, go to zero
Black, red, white and blue, go to zero

When you lose the one, go to zero
Rewind can be fun, go to zero
Nudge it left and right, go to zero
Don't wait 'til tonight, go to zero, go to zero

I do this and I do that
And when it's cold, I wear a hat
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise, they say
I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm told, go to zero

Everywhere you go, go to zero
Nought is apropos, go to zero
North, South, East and West, go to zero
Nothing is the best, go to zero