Hello, hey, this is Brandon but my friends call me Spike now
I just moved out of my parents house in Danville
To this wicked warehouse in Oakland
Anyway, I spent most of the day spare-changing on the avenue

I started out in front of the Med
But everyone kept saying I looked too young and healthy
So I went up the street to the Gap
Where all the yuppie college kids shop

I was there until about five thirty or six, I scored about ten bucks
So me and my girlfriend, you met her, she's from La Jolla
Anyway, we got some money from her parents
So we're gonna stop by because

I need a fix
I need a fix
I need a fix
I need a fix
I need a

What's that?
Now's not a good time?
What do you mean there's none left?
Well, what the ***k dude?

If I would have known that I would have gone to Concord
What do you mean go back to Concord then?
Dude, you don't even know who you're talking to
Don't make me get all black hawk on your ***

Wait man, I didn't mean that
Come on dude, please
Alright then
Wait, wait, wait, wait

Do you know anyone that's got any?
Do you, do you got a number?
What do you mean you won't give it to me?
I didn't call for a ****ty conversation, I called because

I need a fix
I need a fix
I need a fix
I need a fix
I need a

Man, I got it rough
When drinking cough syrup just ain't enough and on and on
I'm a teenage rebel, I'm ***king bored
I'm a teenage rebel, I'm ***king bored

Hello, mom, this is Spi, I mean Brandon
I got kicked out of my place in Oakland
I don't really have any place to go so
I was just wondering if I could stay with you or Grandma or something?
I don't know

My girlfriend dumped me
She moved back to La Jolla
It's kind of drag
I guess, I guess she's gonna go back to school or something

Anyway call me back
Oh, wa, wa, one more thing Mom
I was wondering if I could borrow
Two hundred dollars because

I need a fix
I need a fix
I need a fix
I need a fix
I need a

I'm a teenage rebel