I'm taking a ride to the liquor store
I'm looking for a beer and a little bit more
I'm gonna spend all the money she had
On a **** girl in a dirty old magazine

50 cents cheaper than the real thing
Even though it may be a little bit disgusting
Can't call a ***** and it ain't got no drama
It's called a new sensation
Called 'The Right Hand-A-Rama'

I don't know why, I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time
I don't know why, I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time

Alright

Pamela and her five sisters
Are giving me a bad case of nasty blisters
A third degree burn going straight to my head
I guess my pipes are a little bit rusted

Close encounters of the strangest kind
I got the heebee jeebes for the hundredth time
It didn't work out the way it was planned
All I got now is a beer in my hand

I don't know why, I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time
I don't know why, I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time

I'll tell you why

Alright