Oho, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street
Oh, please let it be for me
Oho, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street
I wish, I wish I knew what it could be

I got a box of maple sugar on my birthday
In March I got a gray mackinaw
And once I got some grapefruit from Tampa
Montgomery Ward sent me a bathtub and a crosscut saw

Oh, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' now
Is it a prepaid surprise or C.O.D.?

It could be curtains or dishes
Or a double boiler or it could be

Yes, it could be, yes, you're right, it surely could be
Somethin' special
Somethin' very, very special now
Just for me

Oho, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street
Oh, don't let him pass my door
Oho, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin'
I wish I knew what he was comin' for

I got some salmon from Seattle last September
And I expect a new rockin' chair
I hope I get my raisins from Fresno
The D.A.R. have sent a cannon for the courthouse square

Oho, the Wellth Fargo Wagon ith a-comin' now
I don't know how I can ever wait to thee
It could be thumthin' for thomone who ith no relathion
But it could be somethin' special just for me

Oho, you Wells Fargo Wagon, keep a comin'
Oho, you Wells Fargo Wagon, keep a comin'
Oho, you Wells Fargo Wagon
Don't you dare to make a stop until you stop for me