Oi ref, you blatantly saw his left leg
Clipping Ryan in the box, that's a red
He was one on one with the keeper
Have a word with the linesman flagging on your left

I mean they should be playing with 10 men
He was well past the line, past defense
What the ***k are they saying?
Come on, what's the delay?

Send him off to the, the bench
What do you mean he was ***king offside?
Ain't you flippin' opened your eyes?
He was through on the ball

And his right foot to score in the top corner to equalize
Ref, he should be taking the spot kick
Are you a ***king alcoholic?
You was meters away, mate, give us a break

We don't take it out of your pocket
That's ***king out of order, ref, how come?
You were quick to book him, what has he done?
What do you mean for dissent and recent comments
When I was just having some fun?

He just shakes his head and ***king walks away
There's 10 minutes left, it's always his way
Every time we've met, he's ***ked up the day
Without the referee, it'd be a fairer game

It's common sense lads, ***king common sense
All the ***king balls stay on offense
Defense, defend, we've only got 20 to go till the end
What is the keeper playing at?
Stay on your ***king line, Matt stay on his back

***king tackle, what do you mean your ankle?
Ref's pulling your leg, I can see from this angle
That's not a ***king card, ***k off, never
He's not ***king hurt, he's trying to be ***king clever
Hold your tongue, Paul, son, keep it together

Or that could be you in the ***king black book
And that's far from a ***king happy look
We dropped down the drain, fancy getting some hooks
***k's sake, is he off? Or is he off the hook?
Only a ***king caution, nearly had me shook

But a free kick in our direction
Right at the edge of the box we'll need protection
Oh ****, El Guerro takes it in discretion
Come on boys, sort out your ***king selection

He places the ball, then goes takes six steps back
There's a hole in the wall, someone please fill the gap
If he ***king scores, I'll be facing the sack
Not to mention my head in the sun getting axed

***king hell keeper, keep on your toes
He's gonna swing it up in the corner, here he goes
On your right son, ****, I can read his flow
It's curling, it's curling, don't let it go

Oh ***k no, I ***king knew it
I ***king knew it, we've gone and blew it
At 5 on the clock we had the game in the bag
Was winning the nag, now we're heading out
Must have had the right idea
We're scratching our heads in doubt

I've gone down the drain and another round
When me and the lads all meet down the Flushing Dam
2 minutes left, might as well check the oven now
Who? Us? When? How? I mean who got fouled?

A ***king penalty, now we're in with a shout
I cant believe it, come on, Jase, do us proud
Come on mate, come on mate, to your left
To your left mate, come on, you can do it
What the f, what the, what the ***k's wrong with this TV?