Mmm, gonna dive into a jive I've dove into before
Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted
Like a million times or more
A familiar joint where getting drunk's the only point
To frequent this place, with any frequency at all

Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me
What you call the disease?
I call the remedy
What you're callin' the cause?
I call it the cure

I'm gonna sing a song, a song to you, a song I've sung before
Belt out a ballad that I've belted out a million times or more
The words I'm gonna scream
And getting drunk's the central theme
To the lyrics, if you can
Make a lyrics out at all

I'm countin' on a remedy I've counted on before
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me
What you call the disease?
I call the remedy
What you're callin' the cause?
I call it the cure

Just a devotion to a potion
Now please no applause
And a dedication to a medication and a crutch a cure a cause
What I've counted on to pick me up
Has knocked me to my knees
Before I hit the floor, once more I'm gonna call it the disease

I'm countin' on a remedy I've counted on before
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me
What you call the disease?
I call the remedy
What you're callin' the cause?
I call it the cure
I call it the cure
(Call it the cure)

(I'm gonna cure)
Gonna dive into a jive I've dove into before
A song I've sung before
(Call it the cure)
I'm gonna sing a song, a song to you, a million times or more