I can't help it if I was
Hey, if I wasn't born with a
Cool name like Dicky
Alright, my name is Dicky Barrett
From Boston, Massachusetts

With me tonight is a warm-hearted human being
And a cold blooded entertainer, who is it, y'all?
Hello, my name is Jimmy G. and I'm from NYC
Let's bust it, Dicky, let's do it Holmes

When it starts to kick in
And I start to kick it out
When it comes a-callin'
Well, I know what it's all about, about

And it comes a-callin'
More and more each day
And a little bit ugly, now
Is what it's got to say

Well, that's okay
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now

Who? What? Where? How?
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now

Right now, right now
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly 'cause the time is right
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now tonight

When it comes a-knockin'
Outside my door, well, I let it in
Because it's been there before
Let's let it in

And it comes a-knockin'
More and more each day
And a little bit ugly now
Is what its got to say

And it comes a-knockin'
More and more each day
And a little bit ugly now
Is what its got to say

When it comes around here
It's really nothin' new
Get a little bit ugly
Is what it's telling me to do

When it comes a knockin'
It's really nothing new
Get a little bit ugly
Is what it's telling me to do

A little bit ugly now
A little bit ugly now
A little bit ugly now

A little bit ugly now
A little bit ugly now
A little bit ugly now

Right now right now
A little bit ugly now
A little bit ugly 'cause the time is right
A little bit ugly now
A little bit ugly now tonight

When I'm a little bit ugly
It's my kind of feeling
I'm drunk and I'm blind
And I'm a little bit ugly
It's my kind of feeling
I'm outta my mind

I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly
Little bit ugly now
A little bit ugly 'cuz the time is right
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now tonight

Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now

Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now