Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'
Hello? What up, Parns?
Yo, Samberg, what's crackin'?
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Narnia

Man, it's happenin'
But first my hunger pangs are stickin' like duct tape
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
No doubt, that bakery's got all the bomb frostings
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling

Two, no, six, no, twelve, bakers' dozen
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin
Yo, where's the movie playin'? Up on west side, dude
Well, let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route

I prefer MapQuest, that's a good one too
Google maps is the best, true that, double true
Yo, sixty eight to Broadway, step on it, sucka
Whatcha wanna do Chris? Snack attack, mutha***ka

The Chronicwhatcles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronicwhatcles of Narnia
We love the Chronicwhatcles of Narnia
P*** the Chronicwhatcles of Narnia

Yo, stop at the deli, the theater's overpriced
You got the back pack? Gonna pack it up nice
Don't want security to get su****ious
MrPibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious

Yo, reach in my pocket, pull out some dough
Girl acted like she'd never seen a ten befo'
It's all about the Hamilton's, baby
Throw the snacks in the bag
And I'm a ghost like Swayze

Roll up to the theater, ticket buyin'
What we're handlin', you can call us Aaron Burr
From the way we're droppin' Hamilton's
Now parked in our seats, movie trivia's da illest
Whose 'Friends' alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?

We answered so fast, it was scary
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed, Matthew Perry
Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic

The Chronicwhatcles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronicwhatcles of Narnia
We love the Chronicwhatcles of Narnia
P*** the Chronicwhatcles of Narnia