Well, it seems like everyday
I'm counting down to Friday night
There's Sunday, Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday, Thursday, never feel right
I do believe that you agree

I feel the river run through my liver
Flooding my heart and soul
Taking me over, wish I was sober
I start to lose control

And then she says to me
Just don't get drunk tonight
Please

But I drink alcohol
'Cause I'm bored of being rational
Yes, I drink alcohol
But I know I might regret it
When the sun comes up tomorrow morning

When I woke this morning, man
My head was in a thiz
I couldn't understand just what my girl was
And then she said

Drinking with friend's a night to remember
You've gone and forgot it all
I don't recall the hole in the wall
Being there the night before

And then she says to me
Just don't get drunk tonight
Please

But I drink alcohol
'Cause I'm bored of being rational
Yes I drink alcohol
But I know I might regret it
When the sun comes up tomorrow morning

All this time I never learnt
All this time I never learnt

She says, don't drink alcohol
'Cause you turn into an animal
But I drink alcohol
'Cause I know I might regret it
If I don't get drunk again this evening

I drink alcohol
'Cause I like being an animal
I don't care if I'm rational
But I know I might regret it
When it all comes up tomorrow morning

But I drink alcohol
'Cause I'm bored of being rational
Yes I drink alcohol
But I know I might regret it
When the sun comes up tomorrow morning