Give me a drink
I need some time to think this over
Should I go through that door
I wanna be sure tonight

The girls look pale
And the liquor is stale and I'm sober
The place is packed with brats
And infested by rats

And I don't wanna put up a fight
On the edge of being jaded
But it's the little things
That could have me persuaded

So if you play real tight
And you're not too light
I might come see you tonight

It's a crack in the wall
The guys are way too tall
And the ladies make too much noise
And I do have a choice tonight

I can lay on the couch and refuse to go out
But maybe if the band's not crap
And I don't drink from the tap
It really could be out of sight

But the dudes
They never give me a break
And a can in my head
Is more than I can take

But if you're not too light
And you get it on right
I might come see you tonight

I'll come see you tonight
If you really get it on alright
I'll come see you tonight
If you really get it on

So here comes the band
The baddest in the land, oh really
Well, see if I care 'bout the clothes that you wear
The latest fad ain't gonna get you nowhere

But if you play real tight
And you're not too light
I might come see you tonight