Now Vince was a loner, a loveable stoner
He lived in a bluebird, spelled his name backwards
He's so pretty, he always looks ****ty
Born on a Monday, such a very good day

I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days
The catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways
An' he's been up for days in a fake malaise
He's on the list till the salad days

Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo hoo
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey, rock a honey, wee hee
Dine in the city where the girls are free

Now Vince got a big crush on the girl from redrush
He took her out for tacos said she liked burritos
He said, “She's so easy brought up in the country'
Well she gets naked for a living, she ain't afraid of giving

I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days
The catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways
An' he's been up for days in a fake malaise
He's on the list till the salad days

Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo hoo
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey, rock a honey, wee hee
Dine in the city where the girls are free

And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days
The catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways
An' he's been up for days in a fake malaise
He's on the list till the salad days

Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo hoo
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey, rock a honey, wee hee
Dine in the city where the girls are free

Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo hoo
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey, rock a honey, woo hoo
It don't touch [Incomprehensible] don't touch me
Don't touch me, don't touch me