Well, I met her in a bar
The men with big guitars were playin'
And I listened with my ears
But I couldn’t hear what she was sayin'

I guess she talked with her mind
But didn’t want to seem to unkind so I just laughed
And kept my eyes peeled to the door
Wondering what I was there for

But it’s alright, and it’s alright
And it’s alright, and it’s alright
I got ma nuts from a hippy
In a camper van on Saturday night

Well, I asked if she believed
In Adam and Eve, the fable
And I guess she would’ve given me an answer
If only she was able

And she danced like a medicine man
Drew a crazy picture on my hand and told me
She wanted to change my point of view
Asked me where I was going to

But it’s alright, and it’s alright
And it’s alright, and it’s alright
I got ma nuts from a hippy
In a camper van on Saturday night

Well, she whispered in my ear
“We got to get us out of here to the country”
I asked her for a ride she took me aside
She said, “Try me”

I thought I’m gonna wake pretty soon
In the middle of a Sunday afternoon just dreamin'
And it was warm in the back of her van
When she made me a real man

She made me cry
She made me cry
She made me cry
She made me cry

But it’s alright, and it’s alright
And it’s alright, and it’s alright
I got ma nuts from a hippy
In a camper van on Saturday night

I got ma nuts from a hippy
In a camper van on Saturday night
I got ma nuts from a hippy
In a camper van on Saturday night

I got ma nuts from a hippy
In a camper van on Saturday night