Well, she said jealousy is something that distracts you
I said it's hard to focus with your fingers in his belt loops
Then there was that dream about you naked in the bathroom
Telephone just rang, I heard you say I'll call you back soon

He's been waiting in the ally for an hour
She's been powdering her nose in the shower
I've been trying to figure out where it went sour
But I think the ringing in my ears is getting louder

Hold out your hand and take it easy
I already know what's been going on
I knew it all along so just take it easy
You're acting surprised and I just roll my eyes
It's gonna be alright, alright

She's like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick
An unassuming sort of X rated misfit
Her bottle's shook up, all you gotta do is twist it
Before you get a chance, you'll already have missed it

He's got his arm around her looking like an actress
Agenda driven heathen posing like a baptist
Subtle proposition, will you fit him in your track list
Maybe you'll just get right down to wearing out the mattress

Take what you can and take it easy
I already know what's been going on
I knew it all along so just take it easy
You're acting surprised and I just roll my eyes
It's gonna be alright, alright

Take it easy, I already know what's been going on
I knew it all along so just take it easy
You're acting surprised and I just roll my eyes
It's gonna be alright, alright

Take it easy, I already know what's been going on
I knew it all along so just take it easy
You're acting surprised and I just roll my eyes
It's gonna be alright

Just so we're straight
And you don't get the wrong impression
Don't need a silly little overdue confession
Just remember when you're over at his house undressing
He's just another sucker who's about to learn a lesson