You'd celebrate your father if he's sleeping
With your sisters and your brother and your mother
But you're always late so today celebrate

So celebrate your mother
You celebrate with Mary Jane and Billy
Uncle Charlie and the others

'Cause you lost it bad, how you feeling now?
Sniffin', drinkin', poppin', pissin'
'Cause you think it's rock 'n' roll
I said, 'You lost it bad', how you feeling now?
When you celebrate today celebrate

So celebrate your mother
You'd celebrate your father if he's sleeping
With your sisters and your brother and your mother
But you're always late so today celebrate

It's coming for your mother
Human soul consumin', roarin'
All the rabid mouths are foamin' for your mother
And like a birthday boy, you've got to do it well

Saw you once and I heat up again
Saw you once and I just partied my friend
Because a man never lost, I'm gonna live forever
No, a man never got lost and lived in his cellar

Saw you once and I heat up again
Saw you once and I just partied my friend
Because a man never lost, I'm gonna live forever
No, a man never got lost and come on

I want to ***k your mother
It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it well
But please don't tell your father
Cause I'll ***k him as well

Oh yeah, you are the best in the world
Sniffin', drinkin', poppin', pissin'
'Cause you think it's rock 'n' roll
I know that you are the best in the world
When you celebrate today celebrate it all