Hello, my name is Billy Bob
And I don't give a damn
I got myself some white sheets
Straight from the Ku Klux Klan

I got myself a daughter
And she's a Mongoloid
Because I married my sister
And our Gene pool's been destroyed, let's do it

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' 'round
This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' 'round

We got ourself a sheriff
And his name's Bobby Joe
One day he said to me
'Them Punk rockers gotta go'

So we hopped into his pickup truck
With a gun rack on the back
And we beat up on them punks
And we beat up on them blacks because

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' 'round
This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' 'round

So if you should happen
To come to our little town
It might be wise
If you didn't hang around

'Cause we hate blacks
And we hate Jews
And we hate punks
But we love the F.U.s, let's do it

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' 'round
This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' 'round