He always holds on to his girlfriend
That's where he likes to be
He likes to wear the ball and the chain on his neck
A false sense of security

And when he goes he goes with a smile
And when he goes he goes with a smile
And when he goes he goes with a smile
And when he goes he goes with a smile

Desperate Andy ahh
Re la la la
Desperate Andy ahh
Re la la la

The world is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
Go out and get high and get whatever you want to

Ma na na, ma na na, ma na na

He used to be a closet biker they say
A 1957 BSA
He used to collect writing paper
They wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder of

Desperate Andy ahh
Ra la la la
Isn't it dandy ahh
Ra la la la
Hug yourself another

Shandy Andy ahh
Ra la la la
Desperate Andy ahh
Ra la la la

The world is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
Go out and get high and get whatever you want to

The word is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
Go out and get laid and get whatever you want to

The world is your oyster
The world is yours

It's your's, it's your's, it's your's

Give it a chance today
Give it a Saturday, give it a world, yeah
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