Here kitty, kitty
You better move along
'Cuz the big cats walk
At the break of dawn
Now doggonnit baby
Oh, I said dog gone

Hey can your ***** do the dog?
Can your ***** do the dog?
Can your ***** do the houndog, baby?
Can your ***** do the dog?

Well, this whole mess useless now
As a whistle on a plow
If your ***** can't do the dog

I'm the king of the jungle
They call me Tiger, man
I'm gonna do the bird
If I can, if I can
My bird can do the dog
If your ***** can

Hey can your ***** do the dog?
Tell me, can your ***** do the dog?
Can your ***** do the bulldog, baby?
Can your ***** do the dog?

Come on, wag that tail
Baby, you can't fail
If'n your ***** can't do the dog
Hey, hey, hey

Hully, hully, gully
Hully, hully, gully
Hully, hully, gully
Hully, hully, gully

No pedigree from France
Will get you in the dance
Listen, your ***** can't do the dog

Hey, can your ***** do the dog?
Can your ***** do the dog?
Can your ***** do the poodle cut, baby doll?
Can your ***** do the dog?

Well, no pedigree from France
Will get you in the dance
Listen, your ***** can't do the dog

Come on and wag that tail
Baby, you can't fail
If'n your ***** can do the dog
Cha, cha, cha