Adam and eve, sittin' in the woods
Eve said, “Man I got somethin' real good
It's in that tree, you'll get smart fast!”
Adam said 'sure, “Satan my ***
I don't see no snakes but all women are bad”

All women are bad, all women are bad
That's what he said all women are bad
They got groovy wiggly tails, they got horns on their head
All women are bad, all women are bad, yeah

Samson and Delilah, talkin' bout groomin'
Delilah said, “Sam, you don't look human”
Took some scissors, went snip-snip
Said, “Now everybody's gonna think you're hip”
Sam felt his head and said, “All women are bad”

All women are bad, all women are bad
That's what he said all women are bad
Yeah they got groovy wiggly tails, they got horns on their head
All women are bad, all women are bad, yeah

Yeah there's one with you, lookin' so sweet
But she's just a wolf dressed up like sheep
Secret gadgets up under their clothes
Stuff you hear about but nobody knows
And it ain't no use all women are bad

All women are bad, all women are bad
That's what I said all women are bad
Oh they got groovy wiggly tails, they got horns on their head
All women are bad, all women are bad

Save me the label of that perfume on the table
So I can remember what made a wreck of me

All women are bad, all women are bad
That's what I said all women are bad
Ooh they got groovy wiggly tails, they got horns on their head
All women are bad, all women are bad

All women are bad, bad, bad
They got groovy wiggly tails, they got horns on their head
All women are bad, all women are bad, bad, bad
All women are bad