Do you have any idea where they're sending you
Elder Price?
Well, of course we don't really have
Final say over where we get sent
But, I have been praying to be sent to
My favorite place in the whole world

Well, if you prayed for a location
I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen
You're like the smartest, best, most deserving
Elder the center's ever seen

Aw, c'mon, you guys

The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
Is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world
That's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be something incredible

Elders, form a line and step forward
When your name is called, Elder Young

Yes, sir
Your mission brother will be Elder Grant
That's me, hey, brother
And your mission location is Norway
Oh wow, Norway, land of gnomes and trolls

Two by two
We're marching door to door
'Cause God loves Mormons
And he wants some more

A two-year mission is our sacrifice
We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-Day Saints

Two by two and today we'll know
Who will make the journey
When and where we'll go

We're fighting for a cause
But we're really, really nice
We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-Day Saints

Elder White and Elder Smith
Oh, I knew we'd get paired together
Your location will be France
France, land of pastries and turtlenecks

Two by two, I guess it's you and me
We're off to reach across land and sea

Satan has ahold of France
We need to knock him off his perch
We are the Soldiers of the Army of the Church
Of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

Elder Cross and Elder Green
You will be serving in Japan
Oh, Japan, land of soy sauce
And Mothra

Elder Harris and Elder Brown

Heavenly Father
Where will I go on my mission?
Will it be China
Or Old Mexico on my mission?

It could be San Fran by the bay
Australia where they say, 'G'day'
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place

Orlando, I love you, Orlando
Sea World and Disney
And Putt-Putt Golfing

Elder Price
Yes, sir
Your brother will be Elder Cunningham
That's me, that's me, hello
Oh, hi

And your mission location is Uganda
Uganda, Uganda, cool, where is that?
Africa
Oh boy, like Lion King

Two by two and now it's time to go
Our paths have been revealed
So let's start the show

Our shirts are clean and pressed
And our haircuts are precise
We are the Army of the Church
We are the Army of the Church
We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ

Two by two, we march for victory
Armed with the greatest book in history

We'll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth
That is the beauty of, the essence of
The purpose of, the mission of
The soldiers of the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-Day Saints