Hello, my name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book
Hello, my name is Elder Grant
It's a book about America
A long, long time ago

It has so many awesome parts
You simply won't believe
How much this book can change your life

Hello, my name is Elder Green
I would like to share with you
This book of Jesus Christ

Hello, my name is Elder Young
(Hello)
Did you know that Jesus
Lived here in the USA?

You can read all about it now
(Hello)
In this nifty book, it's free
No you don't have to pay
(Hello)

Hello, my name is Elder Smith
And can I leave this book with you
For you to just peruse?

(Hello)
Hello
(Hello)
I'll just leave it here
It has a lot of information
You can really use

Hello
(Hi)
My name is
(Jesus Christ)
You have a lovely home
(Hello)
It's an amazing book

Bonjour
(Hola, Ni Hao)
Me Llamo Elder White
(Are these your kids?)

This book gives you
The secret to eternal life
(Sound good?)

Eternal life
(Jesus Christ)
Is super fun
(Hello, ding dong)

And if you let us in
We'll show you how it can be done
(No thanks)

You sure
(Oh, well)
That's fine
(Goodbye)
Have fun in hell
(Hey, now)

You simply won't believe
How much this book will change your life
Hello, would you like to change religions?
I have a free book written by Jesus

No, no Elder Cunningham
That's not how we do it
You're making things up again
Just stick to the approved dialogue
Elders, show him

Hello
(Hello)
My name is
(Elder Cunningham)
And we would like to share with you
This book of Jesus Christ

Hello, hello, ding dong
Hi ho, just take this book
It's free for you from me you see

You simply won't believe
How much this book will change your life
So you won't burn in

Hello, you're gonna die someday
But if you read this book
You'll see that there's another way

Spend eternity with certain family
We can fully guarantee you
That this book will change your life

The Book of Mormon, Mormon
Hello