There is woman pie in here
Mr. Evangelist says she's hit
The best cook ya ever had
And ya can't blame the good woman now, dad
And ya locked him up for twenty years
And now there's action on the ba*****t stairs now

A monster half-man half-beast grind
Hear the hatchet grind grind
The pilgrim gets one hacked daughter
And all we get are forty hack reporters
And uptown one hundred skirts are bleeding
And Mr. Evangelist says

She's hit ev'ry little bit
She's hit ev'ry little bit
She's hit ev'ry little bit
She's hit, she's hit, she's hit, she's hit

And now if and we could all grow wings and fly
Sweet hatchet swing low son
And I'm feeling mighty lonesome
And Christen the ******* Jack dad
The head-shrinker is a quack
Anyone, anyone who'd wear their hair like that

The vinyl is so cool but the conversation's cruel
Hold my head Romeo it's in a Rodeo
Hold my heart daddy-o it just won't go-o-o
Hold my heart Romeo it's in a Rodeo
Hold my head daddy-o it just won't go-o-o
And all the girls across the world
And all the girls across the world

Are hit ev'ry little bit
She's hit ev'ry little bit
She's hit ev'ry little bit
She's hit, she's hit, she's hit, she's hit, she's hit
And she won't get up
She's hit
And she won't get up, she won't get up, she won't get up
No
She's hit ev'ry little bit
She's hit, she's hit, she's hit
Goodbye