It's a very happy day
We are at lots of fun, fun, fun, fun
And it's ice cream and jelly
And a punch in the belly
How much can you throw over the walls?

And see how his face glows
It's a bike, what a surprise!
It's a big bike, what a big surprise!
It's a red bike, what a red surprise!
Oh, what a surprise!

But the best thing there
But the best thing there
Was the wonderful dog chair
Was the beautiful dog chair
That could count right up to ten
It could count right up to ten
It went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

And it's another happy day
He was born eleven years ago
And this year it's long trousers
And a very smart tie
Just think in five years he'll be shaving

And see how his face glows
It's an Ninja sword, what a surprise!
It's a Samurai sword, what a metal surprise!
He'll remember this day for the rest of his life

But the best thing there
But the best thing there
Is that sensuous dog chair
The immaculate dog chair
That could count right up to eleven
It could count right up to eleven
It went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

But the best thing there
But the best thing there
Was my darling the dog chair
The true, true dog chair
That could count right up to eleven
It could count right up to eleven
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Round and round the house
Round and round the house
Round and round the house
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