Surprise, party
Yeah, we just thought we'd drop in
Where's your icebox?
Where's the punch?
Eww, hows the Tofu

Who's to blame, when parties really get out of hand?
Who's to blame, when they get poorly planned?
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ooo

Crashers get bombed, slobs make a mess
Ya know, sometimes they'll even ruin your wife's dress
Crashers gettin' bombed, who's to blame?
Can you pull it back in line?
Can you salvage it in time?

What can you do to save a party?
Parcheesi? Charades? A spur-of-the-moment?
Scavenger hunt, or Queen of the Nile?, wooh
Who turned out the lights?, wooh

Bombed, crashers gettin' bombed
Crasher's gettin' bombed
Bombed, bombed, bombed
Now, who's to blame

Who's to blame, when situations degenerate?
Disgusting things you'd never anticipate
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ooh

People get sick, they play the wrong games
Ya know, it can ruin your name
Crashers gettin' bombed, who's to blame?
Can you pull it back in line?
Can you salvage it in time?

Wooh
It shouldn't be difficult
Try not to condemn
Okay, who ordered pizza

I'll be tactful when making the rounds
Be tactful when making the rounds
And maybe you can save a
Party gone out of bounds
Party gone out of bounds

Party gone out of bounds
Gone out of bounds
Party gone out of bounds
Gone out of bounds