Got no ***kin’ birds
Ain’t got no ***kin’ money
The dog don’t ***kin’ recognize me
I’m getting chucked out of my ***kin’ house next week

I drag myself from a dirty bed
Can’t find my clothes, can’t find my head
Got the DT’s all over me
My eyes are blood shot, I can’t see

Well, who’s going to make me happy?
I’m feeling so down again
Who’s going to make me happy?
I’m feeling down again

So I run through the streets, I got to find my man
I make the cash the best I can
I’m going half way up but I’m half way down
My head is spinning round and round

The snowman will make me happy
Put cocaine inside my veins
The snowman will make me happy
Feel cocaine buzzing around my brain

He’s going to ***k you, ***k you
***k you, one and all
He’s going to ***k you, ***k you
***k you, one and all

There’ll be times when you can’t cope
You’ll feel your life is being choked
Till you never know just who you are
Your mind has gone, you're so bizarre

Well, who’s going to make you happy
When you're feeling so down again?
Who’s going to make you happy
When you're feeling down again?

So you try the line just one more time
You try the line then you feel fine
Until there’s nothing left inside your head
There’s no escape until you're dead

But the snowman will make you happy
When you're feeling so down again
The snowman will make you happy
The snowman is here again

He’s going to ***k you, ***k you
***k you, one and all
He’s going to ***k you, ***k you
***k you, one and all, he did me

He’s going to ***k you, ***k you
***k you, one and all, he ***ked me
He’s going to ***k you, **