You are now listening to the sounds
Of Shady and Alchemist, Alchemist, Alchemist

Got an axe and a duffel bag, couple of ***s
Stuffed in the backseat, muzzled and gagged
Wrapped in bubble wrap two lesbians up
Couple ******* mags

And I grab a Pez dispenser
Fill it up to the max with muscle relaxers
The governor of Alaska, she loves when I ask her
Shove my Polaski, sausage up in her ***, huh

While we hover over Nebraska
Shooting at the ***king buffalo pasture in the helicopter
Man, I can't ***k her no faster, she's screaming
'Grab my ***ties, Shady, suck on those *******s'

But I ain't no sucker, I won't snuggle up with her after
I'm a gigolo but y'all look like a juggalo rapper
Everyday, man, I just seem to get a little bit doper
****, back down, man, I'd rather lick on a *******
And eat the ***king Octo-mom's ***** lips with some okra

While I watch Whoopi Goldberg, sizzle with Oprah
While Rosie ***** farts and takes a piss on the sofa
Get a ***** and play **** swords with the Jonas Brothers
Your mother***king mother's aroma's like no other
I keep thinking of her smothered in Somas

It's chemical warfare, drop bombs like Saddam
I'm bringing the drama like Barack Obama
Playing rock 'em, sock 'em robots with the Octo-momma
I'm vato loco homie, I **** those llamas
For chemical warfare