Let me clear my throat
True, gotta send shouts out to my boys
95 South, ‘cause them boys is
Alright, alright, alright

Now all the girls that's comin' to the sixty-nine party
Y'all get ready for some of that foreplay
‘Cause if you go, come inside
You gots to be on the real
‘Cause

Ready or not
Here we come
And from this point on
Don't talk, just listen

And Mr. Lemonhead
Give me a funky bass drop
Sit back and relax and relieve your mind
And get ready for the trip to Land sixty-nine
Where the girls are fine and full of fun
And they outnumber guys like ten to one

We got trains, planes, and other thangs
Like Dom Perignon and chicken wangs
And a motel you can lodge at
And plenty clothes for the big money boys to flodge at

Yeah, it's the place to be
Guys gotta pay but girls get in free
So come on and have a ball
Bring a comb, a toothbrush and extra draws

And I hate for you to miss it all
So you better move, swift, shoot the gif and get your tickets y'all
So tune your radio in
‘Cause the sixty-nine tickets go to caller number ten