Yo Vernon, yo *****, get the phone

Hello?
(Hey baby, what you doin'?)
Playin' tether ball
And eatin' cream out the middle of some Oreos

I meant to call you back last night
But I was watchin' a video of an Evander Holyfield fight
Next time you see your friend Michelle
Tell her if she ain't fake, one of my boys wanna yell
Anyway, that's enough of that
When we gon' hook up, so I can pack the kitty-cat?

Oh, now you wanna play the switcheroo?
Well, call me back when you gon' let me hit the coochy-coo
Just because I play the Babyface
Don't mean that I'm a punk that won't hang up in a lady's face

Oh, I thought you might change your mind
'Cause a fella like myself, I must admit, is hard to find
You coulda stuck with your ex-man
Just to chit-chat and talk about wedding plans

'Cause I ain't gonna talk respectfully
I talk reality and how we can fulfill your needs ***ually
The kinda stuff that'll make you wonder
And callin' me is cheaper than a 976 number

And I ain't tryin' to run game
I belong to you so I ain't tryin' to prove a damn thing
So we can do whatever but now, all I
Wanna know is when is we gon' get together

I hope that we can get together soon
I hope that we can get together soon
I hope that we can get together soon
In my room, yeah, drinkin' a bottle of brew

So when you gonna let me get ya hot?
We'll get some wine, food and a room at the Mariott
What? Fillet mignon and Parignon?
Well, I was thinkin' more Dom and lime potato chips and [unverified]

Baby, I ain't bein' cheap but if we gon' be workin' out
We don't need to have too much to eat
I'm sure you need some work on your thighs
And for sure my third leg could use a little exercise
Hold on a second, hon

Man, can't you see I'm on the phone
Runnin' game, tryin' to get me some?
What? If you're gonna get perverty
Then make sure you bring back
A freaky-deaky friend for me

I'm back, baby, sorry 'bout that thing
But my boys let me know I was next on the cellular game
But anyway, onto bigger things and better things
Like kitty-cat and ding-a-ling

I really hope you're hearing me and at the same time
I hope you ain't gettin' the wrong idea of me
I'd love to take you to a picture show
But it's cheaper to stay home and watch it all on HBO

'Cause if we home and we take it
We'll get the hot buttered corn and watch the movie naked
So baby, let's go to my room
And I hope we can get together real soon

I hope that we can get together soon
I hope that we can get together soon
I hope that we can get together soon
In my room, yeah, drinkin' a bottle of brew

I hope that we can get together soon
I hope that we can get together soon
I hope that we can get together soon
In my room, yeah, drinkin' a bottle of brew

I hope that we can get together soon
I hope that we can get together soon
I hope that we can get together soon
In my room, yeah, drinkin' a bottle of brew
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