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Aiyyo tha Alkies set the trends that the whole world follow
***k a CD, ***k a tape, we should sell this **** in bottles
Are you a role model?
Not, ca tash'll steal yo' beat box
I drink cuss and smoke and sock *****z with cheap shots

The gunner wonder man, wonder woman husband
The stunner ***k with us y'all *****z must be buzzin'
I love it, we coulda been washed like dirty dishes
But the Genie in the Lamp gave Tash like 30 wishes

First I wished for health 'cause I be thinkin' 'bout myself
I be drinkin' by myself, livin' shrinkin' like an elf
Next I wished for wealth, 90 million in the bank account
Young *****z with money, that's somethin' we need to think about

'Cause we could be the President, we could be the Senators
Right now *****z think we just drug dealers and janitors
We big, that's big, we large, in charge
I told the Genie next I want a car like the stars

A Bentley, a coupe, a truck with the oop
With the three level seats for when it's time to scoop my group
I thirst, for loops, I told the Genie next
I want the King Tee albums plus Xzibit on c***ette

Next, I told the Genie like it or not
Last wish I hope you die 'cause I want yo' spot
Tash come from rock bottom want funk beats we got 'em
I can bust my **** in spring you won't catch it 'till next autumn

We taught them *****z how to rhyme this hot
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Babylon and chron' six foes on the line
Smashin' down Avalon like a ghetto amazon
Brown bagger; take it to the head like Marvin Haggler
Livin' underground like a badger

Wall to wall like a tagger, original pants sagger
Bite my rhymes and your whole grill might shatter
Remi and Hennessey, ***kin' up my bladder
If your girl say she know me then I probably got at her

Sometimes I'm hard to find like downtown parkin' spaces
I'ma be old and gray and still flirtatious
Remove my shoes for foot races, primitive man ate fish
But M C's are the latest on my dish mentally spacious

You didn't create this so you, naturally hate this
Wait Miss, do you like what you see? How do you rate this?
Relax I'm not a rapist just one of the greatest
Born winner hair full of b***es opposite of weightless

Mastered the art of holdin' bottles double-fisted
X.O Hennessey fifth, un***isted
We not promotin' drinkin', we just havin' some fun
***k it, we drink in Appleton and Nantucket

Mashin' down Van Nuys, puffin' stress in the bucket
Ghetto hip hop for the public, you love it
At Lovitz, you love the Alkaholik wino
Pissin' off the strippers up in the spearmint rhinos
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Okay, here we go, original, liquor sto' flow
Ghetto non-mellow pissy drunk alkapella yo'
Average, everyday around the hood fellows
Though we always bring the ruckus we some wild mother***kers

*****z call me CPR, I help rap music breathe
With beats and rhymes you wouldn't believe
What I did is that you couldn't conceive
With a ho on each sleeve with a crew of *****z rollin' on D's

It's them Alkaholik *****z flowin' with the toilet *****z
Party crashin' raid-thrashin' beer-smashin' brolic *****z
Peers drinkin' irrational thinkin' don't give a ***k about nuttin'
Blame it on the alcohol consumption

Yeah we overdid it, I had to admit it
It's tha Liquid, we underground rap music's prime ticket
Sick wid it, E-Swift be quick with it
Every time I spit it forget it, y'all need to quit it, sing it

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