Woke up one mornin' out some bomb *** ****
My **** kinda limp so I cruise around the block
Call my cousin Snoop as I swoop in the coupe
Stop by my homey Dru house to puff on the loop

Seen my little homey Style who I ain't seen in a while
Damn near gone, floatin' on cloud one-nine
Liquor sto', so I grab some mixed gin and juice
Got a quarter pound of bud so I'm ***ked up two

Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, bailed back in the crib
(For what?)
Because I'm all in conversated then I dug the hoe out
I fixed me some food, then go the hell out
Two a.m. on the dizot, I pause and I stizop

I reminisce on that *** that I rizocked
Now I'm high as a kite, yeah, and I'm feelin' alright
Four a.m. as I stoll back to my crib
To see what's with my woman and my newborn kid

With my mind on my money and my money on my mind
We do this everyday about the same time, beyotch
I was at the park one day, that's when I saw her face
She looked kind of cavi to me
But when I take her home and tap that *** I'm gone
I'm just a dog don't blame me

Now do I love them hoes?
(Hell naw)
And why is that?
(Because you're Snoop Doggy Dogg
And you never gave a ***k about a *****
'Cause to you, *****es ain't **** but hoes and tricks)
Ha, hah, dee, dee, dadi, dadi, dah

Listen to the sounds from my ***** Doggy Dogg
Slidin' through the city in the rag six-fo'
Hoppin' like a mother***ker tryin' to find a hoe
Hittin' all the spots but I'm comin' up blank
I'm headed to the liquor store to get myself some drank

Parks my ride as I steps inside
As I puts my nine double-M to my side
As I continue with my mission
***** is my dish and I'm fishing

Wishin' upon a star to come up on some ends
But she caviar and I let her bet her *****
So I can get my pimp on
'Cause my pen gets my pimp on from G to ozone

I have pimped my pen on cold Michigan nights
And the ***** didn't freeze up on me when I wanted her to write it
I have pimped my pen in the hot California sun
And the ***** didn't drip, smell or run

As she turned the trick pages from loose leaf to zig-zags
I have pimped my pen and she is number one in my stable
For I have yet not got a refill for her
I love her that's why she keeps performin' for me

I have pimped my pen and she is number one, in my stable
Pleasure is the treasure that the girl sells all day
Pleasure is the reason that she brings daddy his cash
Dedicated the hoe, dedicate for sure

Drippin' willows on satin pillows
Love is bein' checked from a hoe
Dead presidents still gettin' their ***k on
I'm so happy because ain't nothin' like a lollipop
That gets sucked all day long

A tangy, little candy drop
I love it when she brings me the pay
Dedicated like everyday to the sunshine
Yeah, my hoe brings me mine
For like she says she does

And I believed her when I accept it
Yeah, I got pimp bones in my body
And I rock them like la di da di
I rock them, mighty hardy like la di da di
I got pimp bones in my body