I'm not a rocket scientist
I rock the house and sign the ***s and that's it
Don't take no astrophysicist
To make your *** throw fits, now sistas, kick it

I keep it cool like Eskimo chicks on Discovery Channel
I'm hot like Telemundo chicas on a solar panel
See me on daytime TV, chillin' in my Bob Marley tee
I'll slap you silly, I'm from Philly, I'm not sorry, that's me

I am the robot Elvis rockin' my bionic pelvis
I'm technotronic, sippin' vodka tonics
(Yeah, I'm selfish)
I am the killer shakin' up some old rock and roll, fool
Them drum machines ain't got no soul

I'm not a rocket scientist
I rock the house and sign the ***s and that's it
(That's it, y'all)
Don't take no astrophysicist
To make your *** throw fits, now sistas, kick it

This is mission control, what is your status? Super *****in'
We read you loud and clear, permission's go to hit ignition
We gettin' static, please repeat your last confirmed position
I'm ten feet tall and solid gold and I demand submission

I am the robot Elvis rockin' my bionic pelvis
I'm technotronic, sippin' vodka tonics
(Yeah, I'm selfish)
I am the killer shakin' up some old rock and roll, fool
Them drum machines ain't got no soul

I am the robot Elvis rockin' my bionic pelvis
I'm technotronic, sippin' vodka tonics
(Yeah, I'm selfish)
I am the killer shakin' up some old rock and roll, fool
Them drum machines ain't got no soul

I am the robot Elvis rockin' my bionic pelvis
I'm technotronic, sippin' vodka tonics
(Yeah, I'm selfish)
I am the killer shakin' up some old rock and roll, fool
Them drum machines ain't got no soul