Whodunit, who stole my baby?
Whodunit, everyone in the room looks shady
Whodunit, who stole my girl from me, yeah?

Whodunit, who took my honey?
Whodunit, I know the motive was not funny
Whodunit, it's a bedside mystery, yeah, yeah

Hey, where's the phone to call Sherlock Holmes?
Somebody took my baby, I've been framed by what's his name
And he's gettin' away, Charlie Chan, see if you can
Help me find those two, won't you?

Where were you on the night of the 12th
I was by myself, she went dancin' in the dark
Somebody stole her heart, Ellery Queen if you're so keen
Won't you help me find my sweet thing, yeah, yeah

Whodunit, who stole my baby?
Whodunit, everyone in the room looks shady
Whodunit, who stole my girl from me, yeah?

Whodunit, whodunit, who took my honey?
Whodunit, I know the motive was not funny
Whodunit, whodunit, it's a bedside mystery

The place is surrounded, the place is surrounded
Nobody leaves till I found her, nobody leaves till I found her
Until this case is solved
It's up against the wall, you all

Whodunit, I wonder, wonder who, who stole my baby?
Whodunit, whodunit, everyone in the room looks shady
Whodunit, I wonder who, was it you? Who stole my girl from me?
Hey Baretta, won't you please go get her

Whodunit, for cryin' out loud, who took my honey?
Whodunit, somebody call McCloud, I know the motive was not funny
Whodunit, where is my baby? It's a bedside mystery
Yeah, Kojak won't you bring her back

Whodunit, Ironside, don't you let her slide, who stole my baby?
Whodunit, tell Dirty Harry, everyone in the room looks shady
We're supposed to get married
Whodunit, who stole my girl from me, from me, from me?