A pessimist you call me
I'll be 'round to bring you down
My friendship's underrated
I've been crowned queen for letting you down

Give me your heart, I'll give it back
All battered and torn
And every silver lining has its cloud
Can I be yours now?

And I'll sit on your face and say I love you and leave you
The next day for someone who owes even you
Put you trust in me to discover
No less than a twist in my sobriety

When you need me the most
I'll be pissed off my face or stoned and I'll be loving it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You can count on me, yeah, yeah

Here I am your prized and weighted catch
I've been found faulty
Just give me a chance I'll stab you in the back
Please put your trust in me

I am the itch you can't scratch
Try this dagger
Put your trust in me, put your trust in me
Put your trust in me, put your trust in me

I'll sit on your face and say I love you and leave you
The next day for someone who owes even you
Put you trust in me to discover
No less than a twist in my sobriety

When you need me the most
I'll be pissed off my face or stoned and I'll be loving it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You can count on me, yeah, yeah

Ooh, I am the itch that you can't scratch, yeah, yeah
Ooh, I am the itch that you can't scratch, yeah, yeah

I'll sit on your face and say I love you and leave you
The next day for someone who owes even you
Put you trust in me to discover
No less than a twist in my sobriety

When you need me the most
I'll be pissed off my face or stoned and I'll be loving it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You can count on me, yeah, yeah

Ohh, ohh, I am the itch that you can't scratch, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, I am the itch that you can't scratch, yeah, yeah