Hey, boss, your party's cool
Another year so let's start drinking
Excess, the alcohol flows
Your birthday is a night for sinners

My bladder's full
Need to take a killer piss now
I can't, can't hardly walk
Gotta find a wall to mark now

I went to pee and p***ed some gas
My rectum is evil, I've just burnt my ***

Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart
Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart

Here comes my friend
With a raging pole to empty
Nice, right next to me
Wretched wind right up his nostril

My friend got sick, he had to puke
My *** had the power, it wasn't a fluke

Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart
Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart

The job was done
I went back home really happy
Still unable to walk
Hit the hay but then I blew more

People, a lesson learned
A lot of beers and you'll start stinking
Eat beans and that's how it goes
Make people spew and be a winner

Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart
Myevilfart, methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power, myevilfart