Love was a former owner but quiet is renting our house
It seizes my lips from speaking but forms a sarcastic smile
Suspense now raised one of your eyebrows
You ask me, if there's someone else?

I replied, yes, hell yes
You asked me if it's another man? I said no
You laughed and say is it a woman? I say, yeah
Surprisingly you asked for honey's name

And her name is me
And she loves me more than you'll ever know
And I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all

So patiently, she's waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy, you know if I have to choose, I choose me

And she told me to tell you
To never to hurt me again
'Cause if you haven't heard she's a bad chick
Even though I haven't been, no

Yet and still you try and test me
By raisin' an angry hand, put it down, put it down
I'm leavin' don't try and stop me, no, I'm late and she is waiting, yes
My love for me is too much so I can't stay

And her name is me
And she loves me more than you'll ever know
And I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all

So patiently, she's waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy, you know if I have to choose, I choose me

'Cause she's actually formin' a *********
And I'm happy that I can join them
And their names are
Me, myself and I

And her name is me
She loves me more than you'll ever know
I finally see that loving you and loving me
Just don't seem to work at all

So patiently, she's waiting on me
To tell you that she needs love
And to choose between you two
Boy, you know if I have to choose, I choose me

She's waiting on me to tell you
That she needs love
Gotta choose between you two
And you know if I have to choose, I choose me
Me, I gotta go with me