I leach off you when things are good
I'm there to kick you when you're down
But when you need me I'm not there
You're such a bummer when you're down

Let's see what you need's a friend
They say that all you need's a friend
I know what you need's a friend
Hello, I could use a
What you need's a friend
All you need's a friend

And of course we always share
So what I want you better give
And what is yours is mine
And what is mine you can't have

Let's see what you need's a friend
They say that all you need's a friend
I know what you need's a friend
Hello, I could use a
What you need's a friend
All you need's a friend

I'd do anything for you, anything?
Just you ask me and it's done, anything
But everything has its price
You should have read the fine print, ha ha ha
Friend, hi friend, friend, it's me friend

What you need's a friend
All you need's a friend
What you need's a friend
All you need's a friend

What you need's another friend
You can never have enough friends
Don't you wanna be my friend?
I'm so glad you're my friend
Sucker!

Of course you know who I am
And I'll never let you forget
You are stuck with me forever
Or until you have nothin' more to give

What you need's a friend
All you need's a friend
What you need's a friend
All you need's a friend