Yo, I got an idea
Let me go grab sticky right quick
Hey yo, stick, stick

Yo, Slim Shady
Yo, I just had like a nightmare
Wait it wasn't like a nightmare
It was like a good dreah

Well it wasn't a good
What was it?
Hey, I just had a crazy dream man
What? I dreamed I was white

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white
White, white, white, white?

Yo, yo
What if I was white
Skin the same color as Eminem?
The whole shibang
I know one thing

Police wouldn't always be watching me
Pull me over for nothin'
Constantly jockin' me
Yellow cabs in the cities would stop for me
I wouldn't need caladeral to buy property

If I was white
Wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor
Security wouldn't follow me around the store
Like I'd steal something

Because I'm black I rob
And automatically ***ume I ain't got no job
On my own land I feel like an immigrant
If I was white
I wouldn't thought O.J. was innocent

If I was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white, white
White, white, white

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white
White, white, white, white?

If I was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white?

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white
White, white, white, white?

If I was white
It would be a different world for me
If I was white?
What shade would I be?

Would I be redneck or skinhead
Preppy or high cl***?
You'd probably live in a trailerpark
And be white trash

In any case that be the ill **** right?
But there's a good and a bad side to being white
You can't say the N word without starting a fight
Couldn't dance on beat, I'd had two left feet

Even if I was white
I'd still have a ghetto chick
Is it a myth or would I really have a little ****
If I was white
I would probably listen to hard rock
And cover my ears when ever I heard hip hop

If I was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white?

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white
White, white, white, white?

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white?

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white
White, white, white, white?

If he was white
I'd probably wouldn't even think the same
I'd watch tennis and golf
And bet on hockey games
Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday

If I was white
I couldn't live around my way
And would probably wouldn't
Nver even been an Onyx

I be steady sippin' vodka and tonixs
Smokin' on a Marlboro
Instead of a nNewport
I'd live in Long Island
Instead of New York

If I was white
I probably couldn't dunk
'Cause everybody knows white man can't jump
I probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spots
'Cause all the dreads would think I'm a cop

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?

What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white
White, white, white, white?

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?

What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white
White, white, white, white?

If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?

What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white
White, white, white, white?

What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?

What if he was white?
What if he was white
White, white, white, white
White, white, white, white?