Your cash ain't nothing but trash
Take 1, here we go

Yeah, you may have heard about
The gangster of love and the space cowboy
But I'm gonna whip a cat on you right now
Who's had more trouble, trials and tribulations

One, two, three, hey
Yeah, it's alright
Look here

I was walking down the main track one night
I met a fine chick, she was built just right
She stopped when I flashed my roll
I told her she could have all of my dough

She turned around and with a frown
She said, 'This ain't no circus
And I don't need a clown'

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
And there ain't no need in your hangin' around

Just to make a hit with that chick
I tried to get a Cadillac right quick
The man at the place, he looked so strange
I had 900 bucks and some change

We disagreed, I tried to plead
Well, he said, 'I ain't a chicken
And I don't need your feed'

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Well, baby, you're crawling way past your speed

I was walkin' into town in my white bucks
A man with a gun, he said, 'Hands up'
I tried to get away but too slow
He got me and took all of my dough

I heard him shout
As he cut out
Well, you ain't lost nothin'
What you cryin' about

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
And he took my watch and I passed out

I woke up in the arms of a big cop
Police station, next stop
Judge swung his fist down
Plunk plunk

20 dollar fine 'cause you're drunk
Dig up the dough
And you can know
All I had was a buffalo

Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash
But I'm sure gonna get me some more