When things just aren't going your way
Like a problem hair would you pluck or shave?
But shaving got to be such a bore
You deserve so much more
Happiness is just a purchase away

Angelina, it'll fix your hunchback
Angelina, it'll help your time pass
Angelina, here's a forecast
Angelina, it's science, we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic
It's wax ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's wax ecstatic

When life has lost all its magic
It's wax ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantastic

Throw all your troubles away
You have nothing left you want to save
With this circus you'll need nothing more
And all your troubles walk out the door
And it all is just a phone call away

Angelina, it'll fix your hunchback
Angelina, it'll help your time pass
Angelina, here's a forecast
Angelina, it's science, we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic
It's wax ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's wax ecstatic

When life has lost all its magic
It's wax ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantastic
It's wax ecstatic

Here's something that is automatic
It's wax ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's wax ecstatic

When life has lost all its magic
It's wax ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantastic
It's wax ecstatic

It's wax ecstatic
It's wax ecstatic
It's wax ecstatic
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